Description: Note: These signs take a *minimum* of one week to be completed and shipped under normal circumstances and are taking longer due to the supply shortages caused by the current crisis and the large number of orders I have. If you need it by a specific date, please message me BEFORE buying and I will see what I can do. Please don't send me a ton of messages "checking in" after purchasing - you will receive your order as quick as I can possibly get it to you. Thank you! Measuring approximately 12 inches by 9 inches, this is a handmade distressed wooden Beach Closed sign inspired by the classic 1975 film JAWS. Made from birch plywood, this sign would be an awesome gift for the JAWS buff in your life, or would look great hanging from the wall of the room where you keep your collectibles, or from the wall behind your bar. If you want to get ultra-authentic, you can even remove the twine and nail it to a $0.99 wooden stake from your local ACE Hardware and post it outside. It'll look great next to your Tiki torches! Each sign is handmade and hand-painted. We even let Polly do the printing! (Okay, that's a lie...) The signs are sprayed with two coats of polyurethane clear in order to protect the wood and paint. Each sign ships via USPS Priority Two-Day mail within the US. First Class mail for outside the US. DISCLAIMER: As you will be able to see from my feedback, customers have been more than satisfied with my items. Unfortunately, due to a few bad apples, I must put up this disclaimer - Each and every item that I sell is handmade. The possibility of minute imperfections is to be expected, and quite frankly, embraced. I use no machinery whatsoever in crafting these items. You will be receiving a one-of-a-kind item that is essentially a work of art - not some cookie-cutter product spit out of a conveyor belt in an overseas factory. I DO NOT offer returns or refunds. I especially do not offer returns or refunds to buyers who cannot be bothered to read this disclaimer, or the rest of the item's description. I am NOT responsible for buyer error. I will NOT refund your item because you have simply changed your mind. Buyer uncertainty is certainly NOT my problem. I will, however, refund or replace your order if USPS damages or loses your item during shipping. This can take around a week, as I file a claim with USPS when something like this occurs, which is not very often. I can count on one hand how many times USPS have damaged or lost an item of mine in the years that I have been selling. If this does occur, however, please provide me with as many photos of the damage as possible, as this will expedite the claims process, and get you your refund or replacement that much quicker. If you have any questions about my items or policies, please do not hesitate to message me before buying. I will kindly answer any questions that you may have. I hope that this disclaimer does not unsettle any potential buyers, as these problems are honestly few and far between, as you can tell from my feedback. You can buy with confidence from me, as I am an experienced seller. Thank you very much for your time, interest, and for reading this doorstop of a shop policy! :)
Price: 35.99 USD
Location: Fort Recovery, Ohio
End Time: 2023-12-28T20:37:41.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Modified Item: No
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
